The Best of ‘Chemistry Cat’
Previously: Conspiracy Keanu, Bad Joke Eel, Overly Manly Man, Bad Luck Brian, Sudden Clarity Clarence, 10 Guy
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Source: tastefullyoffensive
The Best of ‘Chemistry Cat’
Previously: Conspiracy Keanu, Bad Joke Eel, Overly Manly Man, Bad Luck Brian, Sudden Clarity Clarence, 10 Guy
(via sarcastic-little-girl)
Source: tastefullyoffensive
This man comes into my job almost every day with a free frosty coupon. He’s homeless, and he’s also of the nicest homeless people that come here. He just made me want to hug him when I saw him mixing ice in what was left of his frosty, just to have a bit more. Smh, I’m giving him another free one. This is saddening me, seriously. I went up to him and offered him one, he smiled and said “naahh” I said you sure? Is there anything I can help you with? He laughed and shook his head in a polite way. One of the most humble people to come through here… Every other one is usually rude, and angry. But this man still keeps his joy. This tells me I should never have a reason to frown, if he can still manage to smile.
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Source: curlymutt
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
On your wedding day, God loaned you his work of art: an intricately crafted, precisely formed masterpiece. He entrusted you with one-of-a-kind creation. Value her. Honor him.
Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.
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